Tax not so bad a voice to slander music any more than once.
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William Shakespeare
Difficult do you call it, Sir? I wish it were impossible. [on hearing a famous violinist]
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Samuel Johnson
He'd call me false and faithless and I've always had a weakness for those two words; next to cruel, they're the nicest words for a woman to hear, and not so hard to earn.
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Anonymous
A village explainer. Excellent if you were a village, but if you were not, not."(on Ezra Pound)
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Gertrude Stein
What a man Balzac would have been if he had known how to write.
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Gustave Flaubert
More Quotes By Elmer Pasta
She claims she just turned thirty but it must have been a U-turn!
He is at an age that whenever a pretty girl smiles at him he immediately looks down to see what is unzipped.
For him any wine dated before four o'clock in the afternoon is vintage.
Let's toast a real wine expert - someone who knows a good rose goes best with bologna sandwiches.
Here's a toast to someone who's truly a best friend - a person who goes around telling good things behind your back.
